"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint." ~Erma Bombeck
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride one." ~Roseanne Barr
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." ~Bill Cosby
"One thing they never told you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." ~Erma Bombeck
"A two year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." ~Jerry Seinfield
My blender over-runnth!
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